so yesterday brittany rachel nick and i saw charlie and the chocolate factory and im in love with johnny depp, because he was absoultely hilarious in that movie. and uh nothing is going on, i finished this quiz like 4 days ago though, but im an idiot and dont know how to make a link to it so this is it. hah


time started: 538
full name: Joseph Charles Burgess
nickname(s): Super Fly
birthday: 2/24/90
where were you born: Livonia
zodiac sign: Pisces, chinese horse
height: 6'2"
weight: 170
hair color: Brown
eye color: blue
shoe size: 13
ring size: Don't know
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): liike tan i guess
blood type: i think im O- but im not sure
grade: Sophomore
GPA: 2.8
siblings: 7
tattoos: None
piercings: none
hobbies: uuh swimming, sitting on my ass regular sophomore things hah

Favorite:
color: green and orange, but NOT together
food: Sesame Chicken
candy: Swedish Fish
type of cheese: cream cheese
pizza topping: bacon or ham
salad dressing: Italian
sandwich: i loves me a ham sammich, but BLT takes the prize
cereal: Cinnamon Life
fruit: Kiwi
vegetable: Broccoli
berry: Strawberry
cake: Carrot
book: American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
movie: Glitter, Kill Bill, Say It Isn't So
magazine: XY, Vogue
newspaper: i dont know
tv show: Clean House
website: Probably Gaia
radio station: i dont listen to the radio that much anymore
font: Tahoma
cartoon character: Daria
artist (painter): i dont know
actor: Jared Leto
actress: Heather Graham
cd: Homogenic; Bjork
song: psh i dont know
music group: grooup umm the fugees
music type: Electronic, or R&B
day of the week: sunday
month: August
season: Spring
holiday: Thanksgiving

shampoo: Garnier Fructise
conditioner: Herbal Essences
number: 9 and 18
phrase: "up in here" and "foolishness"
store: Elder Beerman
weather: 70 and humid, overcast
restaurant: Chinese
channel: Style
teacher: Mrs. Meehan
weekend activity: laying around, walking to the gas station
hangout: teh gas station
house color: haha, not pink like my house
sport to watch: polo haha
sport to play: volleyball
animal: pandas
flower: Sunflowers or Lilacs
guy's name: Hunter, or Andrew
girl's name: psh i dont know
board game: Clue
party game: Apples To Apples, Scene It
story from childhood: The Giving Tree
body part: hmm probably lower torso/hips

Have you ever:
been on a train: subway counts
been on a plane: Yes
been in a car accident: no
caused a car accident: No
run into a wall: yeah
burned a potato chip: i dont think so
almost burned the house down: oh yeah leaving incense burning causes more housefires than falling asleep with cigarettes *sarcasm*
smoked: yeah
been drunk: yeah
been high: yeah
broken the law: Yes
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): Yes.
kissed someone of the opposite sex: yes
kissed someone of the same sex: yes
frenched an animal: no
made out: yeah
had cyber sex: yes hah
gotten engaged: no
had an online relationship: yes XD
been rejected by a crush: oh yeah
loved: im not sure
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: haha yeah
cried in public: Yes
cried over a movie: Yes, all the time
fallen asleep in a movie theater: almost
given someone a bath: No
been to a boarding school: No
been home-schooled: No
lost a valuable item: Yes
bungee jumped: no but i want to
skied: nope
met the president: no
met a celebrity: No
gotten a cavity: Yes...
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: No
made a prank call: yes
skipped school: yes
faked sick to get out of school: Yes
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: no
climbed a tree: Yes
fallen from a tree: yes
broken a bone: No
sprained anything: Noooope! I'm made of steel!
passed out: haha yeah 3rd of july long story
made yourself pass out: kind of
been to disney world: Yes
been to a theme park (not disney): Yes
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): i guess so
made a model volcano (working model): No
made a clover leaf with your tounge: No

Past:
what did you do yesterday: iiii went to my step uncles house and went out on the boat and stared at my step half cousin sort of thing im not really sure what to call him, but hes fine, no blood relation.
memory you miss the most: last summer
memory you want to forget: last summer
something you regretted after it was done: last summer
song you heard: Mine Again; Mariah Carey
cd you bought: Lest We Forget The Best Of Marilyn Manson
thing you said: Fuck...
time you cried: like two nights ago, yeah i was watching some movie called thirteen.
movie seen in a theater: that french movie.
thing you ate: sour patch kids.
person who called: my moms friend rick
nail polish shade worn: enamel
time you showered: last night.
person who complimented you: some woman from england haha

At this moment:
what are you listening to: Mariah Carey
what are you wearing: My Green Personal Power Shirt, My hot white and silver belt, pure playaz jeans and no shoes, and some pseudo diamond bracelet.
what are you thinking: i dont want to see whats under my bed.
what are you scared of most: squirrels.
how many people are on your buddy list: liike 170 but i talk to like 6 of them.

Future:
occupation: underwear model, fashion designer, fashion photographer, fashion buyer, i dont know.
marriage site: "ON A MOUUUNTAIN!!! "-rachel// yes a moutain would be nice.
honeymoon: Venice
place to live: uuh Reykjavik, Tokyo, San Fransisco, Venice, London, or Milan
kids: none i hate children passionately
car: Aston Martin, anything glamourous
what are you doing tomorrow: swimming.
do you think george bush will be reelected: he did and it sucks
will there be a wwIII: yes.
will politics ever be truthful: probably not.
will humanity snuff itself out: no
can the gov. be changed: yeah

Friends:
best friend: i dont really have a best friend, i have lots of good friends though
funniest: katelynn or liz
silliest: stephanie
loudest: rita
quietest: jessica
craziest: rachael
calmest: katelynn
skinniest: Leah
best secret keeper: kristen i can tell her anything
worst secret keeper: jenna XD
the one you have but don't want: rick haha, yeah definately rick
smartest: all of my friends make me look braindead but probably kristen
preppiest: danielle
peppiest: liz
most hyper: brittany, haha that girl cant hold still at all ive noticed
hottest: jessica, danielle, jenna
weirdest: hah
biggest pervert: stehpanie
most annyoing: i dont have annoying friends
shyest: jessica
most religious: chrissie

Do you believe in:
heaven: not sure
hell: "
angels: no
devil: not sure
god: "
buddha: yesm
aliens: Yes, omg i swear to god i saw a UFO, katelynn greg and i
ghosts: no
spirit no
soulmates: kinda
reincarnation: i guess sort of
love at first sight: lust at first sight
karma: yes
love in general: mhm
luck: No
yourself: yes

Crush
who and when was your first crush: omg i think it was bobby carey in 3rd grade
any now: yes
a celebrity crush: haha yes ryan cabrera and andy roddick are my favorites.
who do you want to be with right now: i dont know
whos number do you want: some hot guy i saw at swimming this morning
who do you want to kiss: that hot guy i saw at swimming this morning
what is something you don't understand about the opposite sex: the whole bitch thing
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: andrew, because hes gorgeous, i couldnt hold a conversation but hed be fun to look at
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: like 3 haha i have romantic thoughts, not actions
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: fashion
what do you look for personality-wise: sort of dim, makes me look smarter, funny, understanding.
biggest turn on: abs, and hips
biggest turn off: smelly
something they wear that turns you on: designer clothes, suits and casual like modern kind of thing Dolce and Gabbana
something they wear that turns you off: baggy
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: omg! uum i want him to chase me down on a dark snowy night with the large clumps of snowflakes falling and we kiss passionately on a bridge and i can hear the river flowing beneath me, then walk home holding hands tightly, haha ive put a lot of thought into this one.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: not shit
what do you wear on a coffee date: something that makes me stand out lots of glitter and sparkly things haha
is it right to flirt if you're taken: yeah haha
is cyber cheating: no
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: no eyes lie just like words
who would you like to take to the prom: right now? chase
do you want to hug somebody right now: im not in the mood.
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: no

Describe:
mellow: laid back
melancholy: foolishness
the perfect date: uuh running wild throughout the town stopping at various stores and causing havoc wherever we go very fast paced, making out in bathrooms fun times.
the perfect mate: someone who would do that
how m&m's are made: machines?
why manhole covers are round: i read about this somewhere, but i dont remember what it said.

One or the other:
coke/pepsi: Coke
sprite/7-up: 7-up
boxers/briefs: boxerbriefs
gold/silver: silver
vanilla/chocolate: vanilla
flowers/candy: flowers
book/magazine: magazine
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: half empty
democrat/republican: democrat
colored pencils/markers: markers
coffee/tea: tea
sun/moon: sun
day/night: dusk
hot/cold: depends
dog/cat: neither
button/zipper: button
cotton/feather pillow: feather
blue/purple: purple
plumber/trashman: dood there are some hot trashmen out there
jeans/shorts: jeans i hate shorts
long distance relationship/none: none
mechanical/regular pencil: regular
matt/ben: matt
that 70's show/simpsons: neither
kelso/eric:eric
donna/jackie: jackie
bart/lisa: lisa
romeo/juliet: romeo! leonard whiting! i love it
romantic comedy/thriller: romantic comedy
nsync/bsb: backstreet boys
peanut butter/jelly: jelly
waffles/pancakes: waffles
letter/email: email
florida/california: california
pizza/burgers: pizza
hat/visor: Hat
football/rugby: neither haha
iceskating/blading: ice skating, haha i was watching mens figure skating on ESPN the other day, they were all fine
movie at home/in theater: at home

First thing you think of when you hear:
yellow: my mama
red lipstick: glamour
socks: white
cowtipping: ?
moulin rouge: never saw it
greenland: green haha
iceland: bjork
harry potter: book
red: apple
blackberry: bumpy
rose: fell
rooster: ugly
taxes: paper
bill clinton: grey
whipped cream: good
george w. bush: fucker
lollipops: candy
dreams: nightmares
love: romance
guys: hott
south park: cheesy poofs
boy bands: hott
pengiuns: cute
girls: boobies! haha i kept saying that last night i was so funny
thong: hott
death: corpse
spoons: cereal
junk mail: ads
dairy: cow
panties: boobies
your father: eyes
pizza: delicious
britney spears: toxic *dances*
vitamin: C

Are you:
happy: Yes
sad: only past midnight
religious: No
bitchy: hah
crazy: nooo
messy: no man i just cleaned my room hardcore!
mad: vicious
slacker: yes
nerd: kind of
bookworm: no
jock: No
preppy: No
selfish: haha yeah
giving: not really
obsessive: about my door i am
violent: yes
calm: usually
peaceful: usually.
mellow: i guess
eccentric: yesm
caring: i guess you could call it that
untrustworthy: No
loyal: i try
patriotic: No
perverted: haha
colorful: oh hell yeah
artistic: no

Miscellanous:
what color is your jacket: red
do you shave: yes
where: ive shaved pretty much everything on my body before.
what color is your razor: blOo
what size is your bed: Queen
what color crayon would you be: orange
what are the last four digits of your phone number: 6044
feelings on abortion: prochoice
how long does it take you to shower: if im not in a hurry like a half hour
what does your screenname mean: i aint captain save a ho
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: great
who so you trust the most: ??
is cussing a necessity in life: yes
how about coffee: No
is the world screwed: thats a good way to put it
what something you can't live without: hahaha! mrs park: money... XD good times
what time did you fall asleep: last night? like 3
know what 69 means: yes
how about 143: no?
can you live without a microwave: probably not
what do think about death: shit happens
where and when do you want to be married: not really sure most likely san fransisco though
do you want to drop out of school: no, i love school
why is the sky blue: why not
what is a good trait about yourself: well, im a snob and i totally love myself more than anyone else.
what do you always think about: hot guys
what is wrong with your school: too conservative
what is right with your school: omg were gonna have a GSA!
how do you react to change: pretty good i guess
do you talk to yourself: yeah... more than i talk to others i think.
what is your opinion on love: people like to fuck it up
can you afford to lose weight: i could, it might not look so hot though
what color would you dye your hair: darker
best thing anyone's told you: i cant think of one
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: i say thanks! and walk away feeling hella good.
does being psycho appeal to you: hahah theyd give me meds for it right?
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: hot guys
what would you change your name to: hunter
longest crush lasted how long: andrew for like 2 years now
time finished: 11:53 like 2 days later.